"Jcarr" (jcarr)
08/31/2015 at 20:21 • Filed to: Politiks
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"Jcarr" (jcarr)
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MLGCarGuy
> Jcarr
08/31/2015 at 20:23 |
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That’s terrifying and majestic at the same time.
jkm7680
> Jcarr
08/31/2015 at 20:25 |
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yoooo what the fucks.
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Jcarr
> MLGCarGuy
08/31/2015 at 20:27 |
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Terrijestic™
PS9
> jkm7680
08/31/2015 at 20:27 |
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Kanye West announced he is running for president in 2020.
In other news, the great republic of the United States of America has become a saturday morning cartoon.
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jkm7680
> PS9
08/31/2015 at 20:28 |
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god
whoarder is tellurium
> Jcarr
08/31/2015 at 20:41 |
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R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> Jcarr
08/31/2015 at 21:09 |
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\Shia clap for new word creation
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R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> whoarder is tellurium
08/31/2015 at 23:12 |
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This, because you know what? Fuck it, lets just see how crazy life in America can get. Too bad kanyes mom passed she might have saved his talent and soul from his ego.
Spridget
> Jcarr
08/31/2015 at 23:19 |
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This race is really interesting. We’ve got:
Ted Cruz, who heated BBQ by wrapping it around the barrel of a machine gun and shot the gun several times.
Carly Fiorina, who rose from a secratary to a CEO, only to run HP into the ground, showing why a secratary isn’t qualified to be a CEO.
Ben Carson, the neurosurgeon who appeals to the lobotomized.
Jeb Bush, who you would think is the inbred child of a poor West Virginia farmer, only he’s the inbred child of a wanna - be Texan. He also thinks he’s Latino but wants to block immigration.
Santorum, Perry, Graham etc, who are all running on the principle that rednecks will vote for them because they are the only names that rednecks will recognize.
Rubio, who, regardless of what you think of his policies, is very smart, but has lost ground because of the trainwreck o’ Trump.
Rand Paul, who is like a wimpy, less amusing, mustachless, Ron Swanson.
Chris Christie, who is ready to be a comic relief character on “House of Cards.”
John Kasich, who said the Obama was abused his power by naming a mountain, but might actually be a good canidate.
Bernie Sanders, who makes some sense, but believes a government system that never worked, is mostly supported by the same people who voted for Nader, and looks like what would happen if you stuck your dick in a spark plug hole.
Lincoln Chaffee, the human version of Dippity Dawg.
Martin O’Malley, who annouced his candidacy then vanished off the face of the Earth.
his canidicy then vanished off the face of the Earth.
Hillary, who has released no statement on anything and has screwed up the email scandel.
Kanye West, who has annouced his canidicy 5 years too early and claims that he smokes pot.
A 15 year old from Iowa running under the name Deez Nuts
aaannndddd . . . .
The human version of the shitty romance movie you see while flipping channels but can’t help to stop, stare, and wonder who thought this was a good idea . . . .
Donald Trump, the only presidental canidate in history to have been made a character in “Bloom County.”
If you compile all of the possible canidates together, then figure out the probability of them winning, then there is a 99.9%* chance that we as a country are . . . .
. . . fucked.
*The .01% left over is if all of canidates who enveloped by a black hole, dropped into a gas giant, vaporized, etc.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Jcarr
09/01/2015 at 04:50 |
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NO!
no way fucking known!